Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour is experiencing disappointing sales but it seems the Queen of Twerk has decided to go nuclear in her efforts to promote the US leg.
Miley will perform a two-hour televised concert for NBC on July 6.
The 9 pm time slot leads us to believe it'll be a slightly censored PG-13 version of Miley's usual stage show.
So we sadly won't get to see Miley smoking joints on stage or performing unspeakable acts with a giant inflatable dildo, but we will get to see things like this:
And if a tongue-wagging, weed-necklaced split won't get you to tune in, we don't know what will.
No one seems to agree on why the Bangerz Tour isn't meeting sales expectations, but it's widely agreed that Miley's hospitalization which resulted in several canceled shows certainly didn't help.
So the televised Bangerz extravaganza seems to be Miley's way of making it up to fans who have missed out and showing potential ticket buyers what she has in store.
Mostly it's inflatable dildos.
Check out some bizarre highlights from Miley's recent concert in London in the gallery below. That girl sure likes penis-shaped things.