Kendall and Kylie Jenner are hosting the 2014 Much Music Awards, which is kind of a big deal if you live in Canada.
Despite Kendall's botched intro at this year's Billboard Awards, Canadian teens are apparently excited about the idea of the Queens of the Barely Legal Instagram Scene emceeing the event, but as KJ and KJ tell the kids in this weird promo spot, they should save their screams for the big day:
Yes, if you thought the pictures Kylie posts online are inappropriate, wait until you see the unsettling sight of the 16-year-old lying on the floor with a bloody knife wound in her chest.
Not weird enough for you? How about Kylie and Kendall laughing at the dead rat they apparently plan to eat for dinner?
Yeah, we get the premise of the joke - they're not screaming at all the scary crap around them because they're saving their squeals for the slew of Canadian A-listers that'll be on hand for the big day (personally, we're hoping Carly Rae Jepsen makes a surprise appearance), but it's a very strange way to make the point that the event will be shriek-worthy.
Given all the age-inappropriate things the Jenner sisters already do, couldn't we have had a commercial where they don't threaten each other with chainsaws?