Kyle Jones is a 31-year old resident of August, Georgia.
He has an active dating life, seeking out mates online and in bookstores and often taking them home to meet his mother.
Pretty typical, right? Except that his main girlfriend is 91 years old.
"Everyone's brain is wired differently," Jones explains to The Daily Mail. "Some guys prefer blondes, some brunettes, some like other guys - I like old ladies."
Does he ever!
Jones says he often dates five women at once, adding that the "average age I go for is between 60 and 80."
But this doesn't mean Kyle and his paramours keep things casual. We hate to say it, but his relationships go far beyond hand-holding.
“The physical side of our relationship is wonderful. I amaze myself, he amazes me. There's nothing better,” says 91-year old Marjorie.
Quick. Someone send this guy some Kate Upton photos. He has to see what he's missing.