Kristen Stewart Threatens to Sue Joan Rivers; Comedian Responds With Epic Burns!

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Joan Rivers has a new book out and, as she's been doing for decades, the legendary comedian takes shots at pretty much everyone in Hollywood.

In the excerpts that have been leaked thus far, Rivers accuses Miley Cyrus of incest and claims that Kim Kardashian has slept with millions of men. 

It's all in the name of humor, of course, but one of Joan's targets certainly isn't laughing.

After learning that Rivers joked that Kristen Stewart slept her way to the top, Stewart had her lawyers contact Rivers and threaten to sue. 

As you can probably tell from the video above, Rivers is none too concerned:

"I can't wait to get her in court," Rivers tells the paparazzi. "I want her to show me on the puppet where she touched her director."

Yup. Joan's got an arsenal of burns ready for pretty much any situation. She goes on to drop more disses on K-Stew, while promoting her book at the same time:

"Shows what a sense of humor she has. My answer to her was, be glad you're not a Kardashian. They get mentioned a lot more...I'm a comedian. I've been doing it for 50 years. If people don't get it...Don't read the book."

When the paparazzo states that he's crossed paths with Kristen on several occasions and never seen her smile, Rivers puts the nail in the coffin:

"She has no teeth. Which makes her much better in bed."

Speaking of keeping her mouth shut, that's probably what Kristen should've done the first time Joan burned her.

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POOR JOSEAH - REAL SEMETIC NAME - SHE'S A LITTKLE MIDDLEEASTERN HOOK NOSE HIDING UNDER DYE AND MAKE UP . THE VVILE AND VIOLENT CONDUCT IS SO FAMILIAR AND TYPICAL OF THE SEMETIC JEW ARAB SAVAGE , SO PREDICTABLE . HOW OLD IS THE SAD BEAST , ANYHOW ??
87 !! WOWO M . HOW COULD IT BE THE RAT IS STILL ALIVE ? WITHE ALL THAT EXPOSURE TO HAIR DYE AND CADMIUM LACED MAKEUP .... THAT SHOULD HAVE KILLED HER BY NOW PROB WON'T BE LONG AND SHE'LL JOIN OTHER VILE ,RAT-LIKE JEWS LIKE TODY FIELDS , ROSEANNE BAR , ELAINE BOOZLER , CHILD MOLESTER , WHAT'S HER NAME ? , EDIE GORMAET , IN HELL .

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nobody is pannicing or sueing Joan.
she's been sowhat about everywhere. SO DON'T EVEN TRY KRISTEN, you make a big laugh of yourself.

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@ abe

learn to talk. I agree with Kristen this type of thing is why things never die, and joan definitely did not get permission to put her in her book. Legally she can request that she be removed on this alone and it is defamation of character which she also has grounds on. They all should sue joan as she has been cruel in everything that comes from her mouth and I am a true believer you reap what you sow, and she has it coming, it is time to put her in her place, she is not all that herself.

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@ abe

No one is sueing anyone. It is still more BS from the old hag to try to sell her worthless book. She just managed some free advertising from E and a host of other crap tabloids. Trolling for her natural audience.

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