Kim Kardashian Video Game: Actually Coming Soon!

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Like the star of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, a Kim Kardashian video game is coming soon.

We wish we were making this up.

But the reality star posted the following teaser pic to Instagram on June 17, writing as a caption:

"Sneak peak from my upcoming project! Super excited about this! #KimKardashianGame."

The Kim Kardashian Video Game
Congratulations! You're Kim Kardashian! Minus 200.

She then posted another photo online today of herself behind a microphone at a recording studio, seemingly providing voiceover for the game, along with the words:

"Excited about this new project #ComingSoon #KimKardashianGame."

No other details are available at this time.

But we have a slew of questions related to this totally ridiculous idea!

Namely... how will users earn points? By exposing their cleavage? Having their Avatar pose on national magazine covers? By challenging Beyonce to a baby-off?

The possibilities are as endless as this concept is inane.

But riddle THG this, readers: Will you play the Kim Kardashian game?

 

If you answers yes, will you admit that you may need to reevaluate your life choices?

Meanwhile, let's face it, if flaunting one's giant chest online were a game... Kim would be declared the winner!!!

Kim Kardashian Cleavage Picture
This is a photo of Kim Kardashian's cleavage. Not that we needed to tell you that, of course. We're sure you already knew.

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so the UCLA rowing girls are winning again?

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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