Kids, do not try this at home.
Okay, correction: no other kids should try this at home.
Perhaps, actually, we should address this message to parents around the world, as one
IDIOTIC father recently recorded his child pulling out a loose tooth by launching a Hot Wheels off a ramp.
The result was bloody, painful and tear-inducing. Consider this a Public Service Announcement on how NOT to parent...
Seriously, even if this kid confessed a major lie to his father, we don't recommend this course of action.
It's okay to mock your children on Craiglist. It's not okay to cause them physical pain.