On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9, a major part of the long-running E! reality show was exposed before our eyes as inauthentic.
No, not Bruce's face, Kylie Jenner's plastic surgery or every thought that passes through Kim's lips. This was truly a work of art you didn't see coming.
We begin with Bruce, getting his hair trimmed by a stylist at Khloe Kardashian's house because Kris doesn't like Bruce's long hair. Bruce likes his pony tail!
Bruce is happy with his look, though Khloe thinks it looks exactly the same. Out of nowhere, Kris shows up unannounced and starts giving her opinion on it.
She wants it gone. Bruce makes sure HE is gone, storming off. Later, Kris is also concerned that Bruce isn't taking proper care of himself with his meals.
Therefore, she goes to the grocery store and stops by his Malibu house to stock the fridge, to Bruce's annoyance, as he moved there to get away from her.
Feeling boxed in once again, Bruce informs his estranged wife that he can take care of himself and he wishes that she would just back off a little bit.
But will the intensely overbearing Momager of the Year heed his words?
Kris tries to get Kylie and Bruce to spend more time together by taking a yoga class, but when that proves too annoying, she arranges for them to go rock climbing.
Bruce just wants to hang out with Kylie without it being a production.
As they fill out paperwork, Kris pulls Kylie aside and informs her that she installed a camera in her closet an caught Kylie stealing some of her clothes.
Kylie is not too happy when Kris lays down the law. Things are better when she arranges a cooking class for the family, and even Kim Kardashian decides to join in.
Because she totally cooks for 'Ye every night at home. Finally, Bruce lashes out at Kris again for being controlling and she seems to take a hint ... for once and for now.
Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian is anxiously awaiting the arrival of a painting that she had shipped out from Scott's parents' house after their tragic passing.
She thinks it's an authentic work of Amedeo Modigliani, as if she had a clue who that was before reading the script for Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9.
Kourtney plans to have it appraised, which Scott thinks is a waste of her time, even if he concedes that he has "always been into the idea of being really rich."
An art appraiser arrives at Kourtney and Scott's house to take a look at the painting, and believes it is worth millions. OMG. Could Kourtney's "instincts" have been right?
He recommends, however, that they have art expert come in to further examine the painting to confirm its authenticity. Which they do, and learn that it's a fake.
Devastation sets in. To experience this crushing blow and all the family drama for yourself, follow the link to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online.