Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9 Recap: So Not Authentic

by at .  Updated at . Comments

On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9, a major part of the long-running E! reality show was exposed before our eyes as inauthentic.

No, not Bruce's face, Kylie Jenner's plastic surgery or every thought that passes through Kim's lips. This was truly a work of art you didn't see coming.

Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail
How long is Bruce Jenner's hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail.

We begin with Bruce, getting his hair trimmed by a stylist at Khloe Kardashian's house because Kris doesn't like Bruce's long hair. Bruce likes his pony tail!

Bruce is happy with his look, though Khloe thinks it looks exactly the same. Out of nowhere, Kris shows up unannounced and starts giving her opinion on it.

She wants it gone. Bruce makes sure HE is gone, storming off. Later, Kris is also concerned that Bruce isn't taking proper care of himself with his meals.

Therefore, she goes to the grocery store and stops by his Malibu house to stock the fridge, to Bruce's annoyance, as he moved there to get away from her.

Feeling boxed in once again, Bruce informs his estranged wife that he can take care of himself and he wishes that she would just back off a little bit.

But will the intensely overbearing Momager of the Year heed his words?

Kris tries to get Kylie and Bruce to spend more time together by taking a yoga class, but when that proves too annoying, she arranges for them to go rock climbing.

Bruce just wants to hang out with Kylie without it being a production.

As they fill out paperwork, Kris pulls Kylie aside and informs her that she installed a camera in her closet an caught Kylie stealing some of her clothes.

Kylie is not too happy when Kris lays down the law. Things are better when she arranges a cooking class for the family, and even Kim Kardashian decides to join in.

Because she totally cooks for 'Ye every night at home. Finally, Bruce lashes out at Kris again for being controlling and she seems to take a hint ... for once and for now.

Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian is anxiously awaiting the arrival of a painting that she had shipped out from Scott's parents' house after their tragic passing.

She thinks it's an authentic work of Amedeo Modigliani, as if she had a clue who that was before reading the script for Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9.

Kourtney plans to have it appraised, which Scott thinks is a waste of her time, even if he concedes that he has "always been into the idea of being really rich."

An art appraiser arrives at Kourtney and Scott's house to take a look at the painting, and believes it is worth millions. OMG. Could Kourtney's "instincts" have been right?

He recommends, however, that they have art expert come in to further examine the painting to confirm its authenticity. Which they do, and learn that it's a fake.

Devastation sets in. To experience this crushing blow and all the family drama for yourself, follow the link to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online.

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo
This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.

Tags: , , , , , , , ,
Avatar

The Kardashion & Jenner girls want to see Bruce take a giant black one in order to join the "we'll take any cock club'

Comment modified at

Avatar

You're damn straight that it was inauthentic ... When Kris accused Kylie of stealing her dress, I laughed as hard as I did

Comment modified at

Avatar

Bruce,
They (none of them) have any respect for you so why stay on that program they are so self absorbed and treat you like crap. Run......don't walk and get a lawyer, you don't need their "things" nor their money. Get out of this mess, it disturbs me how you are treated.

Comment modified at

Avatar

Bruce, please cut your hair. You look like an old unkempt woman.

Comment modified at

Avatar

Kim's butt looked it's largest on this episode and she had the nerve to wear the tightest skirt she could find. She needs to take those implants out before they implode.

Comment modified at

Avatar

Kris Jenner is really angry that Kanye is not going to sell the wedding photos for 11 million dollars. Goes to show you what a spoiled brat Kris can be when some thing doesn't go her way. Soon she'll be in charge of nothing.

Comment modified at

Avatar

Bruce may be trying to just keep his own identity, without the help of his controlling wife. However, he is looking pretty scruffy. I can't tell if he really is lonesome out in Malibu or if he truly wants to be left alone. He can't have it both ways but seems to be asking for company, meanwhile telling his wife to leave him alone. I think he probably needs the income from the show or else he would just go his own way.

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ MLS

I agree that may be true. It may be the more she harps on things, the more he'll rub against them just to tick her off and keep his own space.
Still, why doesn't he change the locks on his house to keep Kris out of it???
Or is it really hers too???

Comment modified at

Avatar

Show not allowed in our home

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ Vivian

Why? How come Lady Gaga is welcome at your house?

Comment modified at

Avatar

That show is on allowed on in our home

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ Vivian

1. You're repeating youself.
2. You don't stoop so low as to allow the show on in your home, but you'll stoop just as low to come here and post a comment about it?
Hypocritical much???
ROFLOL LOL LOL

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ lkasdjfo;iwearuoi

1. You're an idiot
2. You're deflecting and making up facts...I'm here and have never seen s second of the Kardashian car-wreck you're so butthurt over someone not liking.
3. Don't do that, you look like an even larger moron than the average e-tard online.

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ lkasdjfo;iwearuoi

Vivian is a closet Kadashian fan

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ Vivian

Why?

Comment modified at

Avatar

bruce jenner is a perfect example of a 'fag hag'. keeping up with the shitastians.

Comment modified at

Avatar
@ james

Not a "fag hag"
A "hag fag"
Get it right.

Comment modified at