Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.
Ah, sisterly bonding.
Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.
As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...
You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.
Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.
For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.
Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.
You're so welcome, everybody.
The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.
Whether she's setting a positive example or merely driving young Kendall to dangerous behavior at a tender age is another topic, but she's the glue alright.
For Kendall Jenner, there was no partying required; cleaning up after her giant ass dog will be enough to show a little respect. Seriously, that is a huge canine.
More than half the episode, it felt, was spent discussing this beast and the excrement it would deposit all over the Jenner estate. Blu, you little devil you.
This was the catalyst for Kim Kardashian setting Khloe and Kendall straight, in fact, as Kris' pleas for better control of the dog fell upon deaf ears.
Nothing a lil' Twerkin' can't fix.
It will be very interesting to watch the evolution of Kylie and Kendall Jenner in the coming weeks, months, and years, because they are still so impressionable.
The Kardashian sisters are their role models, after all, while their own mother seems more interested in milking her stable of cash cows than raising nice kids.
Fascinating, really. And more than a little scary.
In other news on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Scott Disick got annoyed lately because Kourtney disturbs him in his office a lot.
Working from home. It's a drag, isn't it?
This prevents him from getting important work done, obviously, because Scott does work apparently, so he gets fed up and decides to lease a mobile office.
Man, that thing is so friggin' awesome.
Even then he can't escape Kourtney's family as Khloe soon enough joins him for work and they end up stopping at all the food trucks instead of working.
They do like spending time together though, which is more than you can say for Scott and Kourtney ... who tells him the lease on the "office" just got canceled.
She suggests that he put up a Do Not Disturb sign on the door of his home office so that no one will bother him while he does whatever it is he does in there.
A good plan, at least until the pregnant Kourtney Kardashian has the third kid and they start really filling up those bunk beds. Then all bets are off, bruh.