As far as we know, there's nothing better than Kate Upton. Except, maybe for a drunk Kate Upton (Because then you might have a chance, right?)
And that's exactly what Lady Antebellum delivers in the video for their new song "Bartender:"
In case you're concerned, Upton just turned 22, so this is all perfect legal. And apparently she's been doing her warm-up exercises, because Kate goes head-to-head with one of those vest-wearing mixologist types (Tony Hale from Arrested Development) and emerges victorious 12 rounds later.
Of course, the stunning model is so body-conscious that Kate thought she looked fat in The Other Woman, so it seems unlikely that she makes a habit of knocking back a dozen whiskey shots in one sitting, but we can pretend, right?
Kate is dating Justin Verlander of the Detroit Tigers these days, so it's unlikely that she's suffering from any of the romantic woes lamented in the lyrics, but if she ever does find herself in that position and feels like coping with a liter of Jameson, we'd like to offer to be her go-to drinking buddies.
In the meantime, we'll just enjoy Kate's boozy showdown in the video, and of course continue to ogle her jiggly GIFs: