But of course, Kanye wouldn't allow himself to be outdone on his big day, so he delivered the most jaw-dropping gift himself. Problem is, this token of affection is astonishing for all the wrong reasons:
That's a painting entitled "Perfect B--ch" that Kanye commissioned from a street artist known only as Bambi.
The painting is supposed to portray Kim wearing only a g-string and a pair Louboutin heels, but it looks more like a blurry poster of an 80s porn star.
Kanye reportedly plans to hang the piece in the couple's bedroom.
Neither Bambi nor Ye have spoken about the uber-tacky painting, but the artist's agent says Kanye requested "something regal but typically Kim."
The agent did not specify the exact price but says Bambi's fee was "five figures" and that Kanye insisted the painting be done by the end of he and Kim's awful honeymoon.
Maybe this is his way of apologizing for dragging her to the most depressing parts of Ireland after their wedding? Next time, maybe you should just play it safe and go with jewelry, Ye.