Somewhere, Kandi Burruss' Mama Joyce is cackling to herself with joy, and/or telling the private investigator she has on retainer that he can double his fee.
According to a new report, the unhappily ever after she predicated (and has long been trying to ensure) for Kandi and Todd Tucker is already unfolding.
The reason? Not what you (or Joyce) might expect ...
Short of literally killing Todd, she held nothing back.
Sadly for her, love conquers all, and they went through with it ... although married life has reportedly been tough on them, at least in the early going.
Not because Todd is a shady freeloader or because his dad is a pimp and his mom is a hoe (or so Joyce says), but for a simple, yet profound reason:
Dude is gone all the time.
The couple has basically been in a long distance relationship while Todd works on a TV project and Kandi delves into her many business ventures.
Not even Mimi's shower rod or one of the sex toys of which Kandi is so fond can help them if they're not around to work on things. It's been difficult.
Kandi tells Ebony that the duo has had to set "pretty strict rules" about when they talk to each other and when they see each other since the wedding.
So much for the honeymoon phase. Here's hoping they can get through this and work it out before Mama Joyce is proven right, which no one wants.
Either way, all six members of The Real Housewives of Atlanta cast will be back for Season 7 this winter, so you can expect it all to play out on camera.
[to Kenya Moore] What you need to know is that [your sperm donor] needed $10 to get him a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated into a cup, so you could have a kid.Phaedra Parks
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[to Andy Cohen and Kenya Moore] Do I need to pull down your pants and kiss your ass? Should I hold a gay function?NeNe Leakes