JWoww and Roger Mathews: Internet Porn Keeps Us Together!

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Jenni "JWoww" Farley and Roger Mathews were hot and heavy on Jersey Shore, famously turning the smush room into their personal ... smush room.

They fornicated like there was no tomorrow is the point. Nowadays, not so much, the duo revealed on WE tv’s Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars.

Now engaged after 4-5 years together and with JWoww pregnant with their first child, their once wild sex life has become non-existent. Or one-sided.

“Internet porn is pretty much keeping our relationship together,” Mathews says.

“Every time he has to call his best friend Louie to fix our f--king laptop,” Farley, 28, agrees. “He broke three laptops in the house in the past year!”

Malware will get you every time. That or physically ruining the keys with ...

Forget it. Roger says it's not all his fault and that he's out of options.

“Like you ever bang me? I have to do something!” he counters.

“Never borrow a pair of socks in our house!”

[Crickets]

Apparently the couple was able to get some time alone in the bedroom within the past few months, as JWoww is expecting her first child, a girl, this summer.

Will Marriage Boot Camp help them get their groove back?

We'll find out as they appear along with The Real Housewives of Orange County's Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley and The Bachelorette's Trista and Ryan Sutter.

Anyway, good to see she and Roger are still together, albeit with some issues. Maybe they'll take some inspiration from these great couples:

Kate Middleton and Prince William
Future kings and queens, they're just like us! Okay maybe not, but these two are royally wonderful, down to earth and nice people. There's simply no denying it.

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JWOWW Picture Jenni Farley is a cast member on the hit show Jersey Shore. The program debuted in late 2009 and the cast members are wicked trashy, but... More »
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