You, you, you oughta know ... that Uncle Joey's getting married! Dave Coulier of Full House fame is engaged to photographer and producer Melissa Bring!
"Melissa has been my best friend since I met her nine years ago," Coulier gushed. "I feel like the luckiest man on the planet. I get to marry my best friend."
As a bonus, "she doesn't mind that I have a really bad gas problem."
Well, at least everything's above board before they exchange vows.
The comedian and his fiancee plan to tie the knot in a July wedding in beautiful Montana. We're guessing Alanis Morissette will not be invited.
Coulier denied he inspired "You Oughta Know" last week, despite previous acknowledgements that he was the man behind Alanis' epic kiss-off anthem.
No word if any of his former Full House stars will attend the wedding, but Dave, 54, has remained close with Bob Saget and John Stamos over the years.
Congrats to the couple and these other engaged pairs of 2014: