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Brandi Glanville tore a guy named Cibrian a new one on her podcast this week, but not Eddie for once. This time her seven-year-old son Jake was in the crosshairs.

Those crosshairs? Not un-profane.

The podcast’s name is Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, and she lived up to that, terming her little boy “a complete a–hole,” a “f–ker,” and even a “d–k.”

Why did the reality star go off on a tangent so over the top, even for the woman who always is if you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

She told guest Jake Lacy: “My son’s name is Jake: He’s seven, and he’s a complete a–hole, but we love him! Oh man, he’s such a d–k, seriously.”

Brandi adds that if she tells him, “I told you to do this,” he responds, “Well, I lied! He doesn’t try to get out of it … he says, ‘I lied,’ then shows his dimples!”

Illustrating this unique mother-son dynamic, she says he sings “I’ve Got One Less Problem Without You” to her, quoting Ariana Grande’s “Problem”.

“I’m like, ‘Go f–k yourself!’” she said, laughing, calling him a “f–ker” who she’s “already, like, booking rehab for … down the road” based on his antics.

Jake also gets around, apparently. “He’s basically gotten to second base with a lot of chicks already!” she said, noting that he had a fifth-grade girlfriend.

He’s in first grade. Player.

As for Jake’s older brother, Mason? “I have an 11-year-old who’s awesome,” Brandi said. “He doesn’t lie, he’s really sweet, he kisses me when I ask … he’s my baby.”

Team Mason?

This has to rank pretty high up there among Brandi Glanville tirades, to say the least … leaving us wondering how and when LeAnn Rimes will respond.