Brandi Glanville Calls 7-Year-Old Son an A--hole: That Little F--ker is Such a D--k!

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Brandi Glanville tore a guy named Cibrian a new one on her podcast this week, but not Eddie for once. This time her seven-year-old son Jake was in the crosshairs.

Those crosshairs? Not un-profane.

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The podcast's name is Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, and she lived up to that, terming her little boy “a complete a--hole,” a “f--ker,” and even a “d--k.”

Why did the reality star go off on a tangent so over the top, even for the woman who always is if you watch The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills?

She told guest Jake Lacy: “My son’s name is Jake: He’s seven, and he’s a complete a--hole, but we love him! Oh man, he’s such a d--k, seriously."

Brandi adds that if she tells him, "I told you to do this,” he responds, “Well, I lied! He doesn’t try to get out of it ... he says, ‘I lied,’ then shows his dimples!”

Illustrating this unique mother-son dynamic, she says he sings “I’ve Got One Less Problem Without You” to her, quoting Ariana Grande's "Problem".

“I’m like, ‘Go f--k yourself!’” she said, laughing, calling him a “f--ker" who she's "already, like, booking rehab for ... down the road” based on his antics.

Jake also gets around, apparently. “He’s basically gotten to second base with a lot of chicks already!” she said, noting that he had a fifth-grade girlfriend.

He's in first grade. Player.

As for Jake’s older brother, Mason? “I have an 11-year-old who’s awesome,” Brandi said. “He doesn’t lie, he’s really sweet, he kisses me when I ask ... he’s my baby.”

Team Mason?

This has to rank pretty high up there among Brandi Glanville tirades, to say the least ... leaving us wondering how and when LeAnn Rimes will respond.

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Brandi hates to be sober. She'll tell you all about it.

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What mother uses words like that to their kid's? Omg what garbage

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LeAnn passing out drunk in bathroom floors? Talking about f-ing everyone? NOPE JUST CLASSLESS BRANDI. STUPID SLUT DON'T BLAME EDDIE. JUST SORRY LEANN HURT HER EX NOW SHE HAS TO LIVE WITH BRANDI'S TRASHY WAYS.

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Brandi comments on these blogs. LeAnn is at least being classy

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So glad those kids have leann.

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she is right, although he can't help it being a boy.

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Illustrating this unique mother-son dynamic, she says he sings “I’ve Got One Less Problem Without You” to her, quoting Ariana Grande's "Problem". - BASED ON LEANN'S TWEETS IT'S NOT A MOTHER AND SON DYNAMIC.................IT'S LEANN AND EDDIE TEACHING JAKE THINGS SO THAT HE CAN GO BACK AND SAY IT TO BRANDI.......LEANN TWEETED ABOUT THE SONG ON JUNE 11................................LEANN AND EDDIE HARASS BRANDI RIGHT IN FRONT YOUR NOSES................YOU DON'T SEE IT.............. -
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LeAnn Rimes Cibrian ‏@leannrimes Jun 11
"I got 99 problems but you won't be 1" WHAT! "I got one less problem without you" gonna be stuck in my head all day now #HumpDay -
- nicola brady starr ‏@nicolabrady Jun 11
@leannrimes haha now u have it stuck in my head .. Have a great day :) hugs xx -
- LeAnn Rimes CibrianVerified account @leannrimes
@nicolabrady never heard it until jake & Eddie started singing it last night lol
6:32 AM - 11 Jun 2014

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WHY AREN'T YOU SLAMMING LEANN AND EDDIE FOR TEACHING JAKE THIS SONG?????? YOUR STORY IS MISSING SOMETHING....................LEANN AND EDDIE TAUGHT JAKE THAT 99 PROBLEM SONG................................... LeAnn Rimes Cibrian ‏@leannrimes Jun 11
"I got 99 problems but you won't be 1" WHAT! "I got one less problem without you" gonna be stuck in my head all day now #HumpDay -
- nicola brady starr ‏@nicolabrady Jun 11
@leannrimes haha now u have it stuck in my head .. Have a great day :) hugs xx -
- LeAnn Rimes CibrianVerified account @leannrimes
@nicolabrady never heard it until jake & Eddie started singing it last night lol
6:32 AM - 11 Jun 2014

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YOUR STORY IS MISSING SOMETHING....................LEANN AND EDDIE TAUGHT JAKE THAT 99 PROBLEM SONG................................... LeAnn Rimes Cibrian ‏@leannrimes Jun 11
"I got 99 problems but you won't be 1" WHAT! "I got one less problem without you" gonna be stuck in my head all day now #HumpDay -
- nicola brady starr ‏@nicolabrady Jun 11
@leannrimes haha now u have it stuck in my head .. Have a great day :) hugs xx -
- LeAnn Rimes CibrianVerified account @leannrimes
@nicolabrady never heard it until jake & Eddie started singing it last night lol
6:32 AM - 11 Jun 2014

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