Jimmy Kimmel is gonna be a dad again.
So this is an exciting time for the talk show host, but also a frightening one.
How does one go about being the perfect father? What sort of lessons can one heed from those in the know?
For the answer to these questions and more, Kimmel consulted with Isla, a six-year old who was just recently a baby and who offered the comedian some sage piece of advice.
Such as: Wipe the butt. Do not eat the poop. And... no, don't hold the baby like that, either!
Sigh. We already pity Kimmel's poor child.
Let's hope he doesn't have them read any mean Tweets about themselves.
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