You think you're a fan of your favorite celebrity, but are you a SUPER FAN?
Do you regularly search the web for the hottest celebrity merchandise to add to the fandom shrine you hide inside your closet?
Well, then you're in luck, because we scoured Etsy, the Internet's home for absolutely everything imaginable, and came up with some of the craziest celeb merch ever.
Want to be a douchebag like Justin Bieber? (No. Please, no.)
Need to touch Harry Styles every morning and every night? (Maybe.)
Want to be able to say you've slept with Blake Lively AND MEAN IT? (YES!!!)
Check out 17 crazy celebrity items from Etsy that you totally need to own.