Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott: Sex Life Might Be Weirder Than We Thought!

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Thanks to their totally TMI reality show True Tori, we know that sex between Dean McDermott and Tori Spelling was less than satisfying for both parties.

But we now know that it certainly didn't for lack of experimentation:

While this week's couples therapy session was overshadowed by Tori being hospitalized, a closer look at the conversation between Spelling and McDermott reveals some pretty surprising secrets about the troubled couple's sex life. 

In addition to Dean's weird claim that he cheated because he was overweight, there are some very strange and surprising moments in the above scene.

First, it turns that when Dean said he cheated with Emily Goodhand because he and Tori hadn't had sex in a while, he actually just meant that they didn't have sex the very night before he left. 

Second, though she doesn't go into great detail - Tori tells us more than she likely meant to when she says, "Two weekends in a row, we did things that I had never done before."

"You wanted it," Tori adds. "You kept wanting to raise the bar."

Dean abruptly puts a stop to the sex talk before we get to find out what kind of new stuff the couple was up to, but clever viewers have begun to put the pieces together.

Pieces that reveal a very - let's say "open-minded" - picture of Tori and Dean's sex life.

Tori and Dean Are Broke!
Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.

Many initially assumed that Tori was talking about anal sex when she referred to "things [she] had never done before."

But she also says they made trips to a local sex shop. Anal sex probably wouldn't require much additional equipment - unless she wasn't on the receiving end.

Yes, it's beginning to make more sense why Dean prevented Tori from going into greater detail about their bedroom shenanigans.

He might be okay with being branded a cheater and a terrible husband and father, but he's not about to admit to, um... "playing catcher" on national television.

These two have bigger things to worry about in any case. If you haven't seen their insane fight from this week's episode, see below (and make yourself uncomfortable):

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He's a man whore, always has been, always will be, and the fact that he cheated on his girlfriend and child when he first got together with Tori, should have showed her he wouldn't be faithful to her or any children he sired on her either. Not sure why she's so distraught and surprised. Just kick him to the curb and move on Tori - let someone else get your leavings now instead of it being the other way around.

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It's gotta be something that's either uncomfortable, or distasteful, as she seems pretty unhappy about having to give in to these new sexual demands. I think he has a lot of S&M fantasies - probably had to make the trip to the sex store for some handcuffs and other leather gear (he does love the leather motorcycle look after all!).

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As trashy as Kim and Kanye! The poor kids, I really feel for them!!

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huh, tori spelling has a sex life??? ...........SEEN THAT BODY?

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@ mister+baja

Personally her FACE is just as(if not waaaay more)terrifying! Poor Tori Spelling...she is an extremely unattractive woman living in the beauty/vanity Mecca of the world.

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@ Twinkle

Looks aren't everything, but I agree she's as homely as a picket fence. Now you can take a picket fence and dress it up with expensive paint, but it's still always going to be a simple picket fence.
And why is her head so danged big?

Tori Spelling Quotes

She was a star and a true lady, and she will be missed greatly. People everywhere knew her by name. I loved when fans wanted her over me. I felt proud!

Tori Spelling [on dead dog]

I've always wanted a little girl since I'm such a girly girly. I immediately started crying. I couldn't believe it. I have my beautiful little boy and now I'll have my little girl! It's amazing.

Tori Spelling