So far, The Real Housewives of Orange County season 9 has been kind of a snooze, but that's sure to change with new housewife Lizzie Rovsek on the block.
Last night, Tamra and Heather met Lizzie for the first time at an ugly sweater party...and Heather couldn't stop staring at Lizzie's sweater puppies.
"Girls with big boobs know they have big boobs," Lizzie says in an interview, and suddenly we all like her a lot.
As previously mentioned, the night began with Tamra and Eddie joining Heather and Terry at an Ugly Sweater party held by new friend of the housewives Danielle Gregorio.
Tamra lamented the fact that the sweaters had to be ugly despite her own penchant for throwing themed parties that don't always result in the most fashionable costuming choices. (The 80s called, Tamra. They want their crimper back.)
Heather and Terry showed up in matching Christmas sweaters which earned them the award for best couple of the night.
And speaking of couples, Shannon and David got cozy at a hotel. He whisked her away for a romantic night out since she's been complaining for three episodes about how it's been 13 years since they've had a night away together.
As it turns out, that's not entirely true. She and David have been alone together in hotels before now, but their outings usually revolved around something David wanted to do and not around Shannon. Shannon just wants to feel loved by her husband and that's understandable.
Here's hoping their night away puts them on the right track.
Vicki and Brooks got together for dinner and he said he has no interest in seeing any of her friends and Vicki can't see how that's probably a sign that Brooks isn't the one for her. She called him "the bomb dot com" and then talked about her love tank and we all chugged our wine to try and forget the awkward.
The main event of the evening was the introduction of new housewife Lizzie Rovsek, who is a beauty queen, former high school valedictorian, and swimsuit designer. She's also a mom to two little boys and she and husband Christian have been married for four years.
She and Heather will probably hit it off over their shared love of vocabulary. It's going to be fantastic.
But don't just take our word for it. Watch The Real Housewives of Orange County online now at TV Fanatic to see the budding friendship between Heather and Lizzie bloom.