Beyonce's sister Solange is reportedly writing a bombshell tell-all book about Bey's marriage to Jay Z that will reveal what the power couple is REALLY like.
There's not a chance this is true, but give In Touch credit for creativity.
Ever since a fired up Solange attacked Jay Z inside an elevator at a MET Ball after-party May 5, their family drama has resulted in endless speculation.
Naturally, the next step would be for Solange to write a tell-all book about the duo’s relationship, exposing "some shocking family secrets" and so forth.
"Solange is fed up with always being overshadowed by Beyonce’s shining light," says an anonymous source to the hilarious celebrity gossip publication.
She’s reportedly ready to reveal how "Beyonce has turned her cheek to Jay Z’s womanizing," among other secrets from their marriage, the mag claims.
Solange, of course, already issued a statement with Beyonce and Jay, with both parties sharing the blame and apologizing without offering an explanation.
While the alleged tell-all book would be totally shocking, considering how notoriously private Beyonce and Jay Z are, there's simply no chance it's happening.
Trust us, we would be the first people in line to read what she had to say - and we doubt we'd be the last - but we will never find out that family's secrets.
Heck, if some hotel employee hadn't leaked the fight video to TMZ (he got fired as a result), we wouldn't have seen that. This is a family that manages its image.
Fortunately, we still have the memes to help us speculate and laugh ...