Justin Bieber is currently sleeping his way through half the western hemisphere.
But In Touch Weekly claims Selena Gomez is taking the opposite approach from her ex-boyfriend, vowing to keep her legs crossed until she walks down the aisle some day down the line.
"Selena has told friends she’s completely swearing off men until she’s married. She wants to be a born-again virgin," an anonymous friend tells the tabloid.
This claim might be plausible... if the story didn't also allege Gomez has "renewed her devotion" to the Lord following that ridiculous, inappropriate Selena Gomez miscarriage report.
Still, if Selena has "swapped drinking and partying for all things Jesus," as In Touch Weekly concludes, hey, more power to you.
We doubt Jesus will lead you on and sleep with models and sing mean song lyrics about you... unlike a certain young singer who ironically has a Jesus tattoo on his calf.