Reese Witherspoon Drunk Sex Advice: Caught on Camera!

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Reese Witherspoon drunk is usually a recipe for disaster that sometimes leads to viral video gold.

While her epic tirade against the officers who arrested her for disorderly conduct last year may have shown us that Reese can be an angry drunk, videos that were posted to Vine late last night show us a softer, gentler (but just as hammered) side of Reese.

The Oscar-winning mother of three was hanging out with model Cara Delevingne and sporting some magnificent cleavage when someone busted out a camera phone to record the moment for posterity.

What we got as a result are two amazing clips of Reese being the life of the party.

In the clip above, she offers up some very weird sex advice, saying that "the most important thing about a name for a girl is that a man can whisper it into his pillow."

That quote may not seem to make much sense, but we're sure after guzzling a half-gallon of cosmos, it sounds like life-changing words of wisdom.

In another hilarious clip from the same evening, Reese Witherspoon attempts to pronounce Cara Delevingne's name with hilarious results:

"If you force me to say your last name, I'll be f--ked," says Reese before proceeding to butcher said name.

We like this side of Reese! These clips are certainly more amusing than Witherspoon's arrest video, which was really just sad. 

You can relive that nastiness below:

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She's getting a bad rep as an alcoholic and she sure has been caught drunk enough times in recent years. My thoughts are for her children, who deserve better than a drunken mother.

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She obviously has a wild side to her. So do I! Deep down us sweet girls all have that!