So... what has your dog done for you today?
Now compare those actions to that of the following Beagle, who eagerly helps his owner change her baby's diaper. No, really.
The canine brings its master a clean article of tiny clothing and then deposits the dirty one in the trash. Take note, husbands: it really isn't that hard...
We might not reward this amazing dog, who just had a dirty diaper in its mouth, with a lip-to-lip kiss.
But, hey, we're not about to judge anyone who managed to raise such a pup.