Haven’t you done enough, McDonald’s?
Didn’t you scar us badly enough with your Ronald McDonald makeover?
Apparently not, as the fast food chain is set to unveil a new mascot named Happy, saying via press release that the “animated Happy Meal character brings fun and excitement to kids’ meals while also serving as an ambassador for balanced and wholesome eating.”
Happy will officially be unveiled on May 23.
We’re on board with encouraging “kids to enjoy fruits, vegetables, low-fat dairy and wholesome beverages,” as McDonald’s strives to accomplish.
But this guy’s smile is far more sinister than it is sensitive.
We can’t help but wonder: What is making Happy so happy?!? We shudder at the possible answers.
But we laugh hilariously at the following memes. They almost make this freaky mascot worth having in our high-calorie lives: