Lindsay Lohan loves getting drunk in London. So much so, in fact, that she apparently wants to make it a full-time gig.
There's just one problem: she hasn't had a real acting role in years and, as a result of her "party hard, work never" lifestyle, she's completely broke.
In fact, Lohan is so broke that she's reportedly asking London friends to allow her to live in their homes rent-free until she can get back on her feet.
"Lindsay's been telling everyone she wants to rent in London, but she's lacking the funds," says a source close to Lohan. "She's asking friends if they have flats here that she can use, but so far everyone is saying no."
But why?! Lindsay seems like the ideal roommate! Who wouldn't want to live with a broke, desperate party girl who constantly attracts paparazzi?!
Rumors of Lindsay moving to London have been circulating for months.
We should've known the United States of America wouldn't be so lucky.
We're pretty sure most Americans would be okay with a small tax hike as long as the funds were used to ship Lindsay Lohan overseas. Let's get on that, Congress.
And look at all you'd be gaining, London! SO much entertainment value and occasional sexiness. We think this a win-win situation for everyone involved: