Lindsay Lohan: Too Broke to Move to London!

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Lindsay Lohan loves getting drunk in London. So much so, in fact, that she apparently wants to make it a full-time gig.

There's just one problem: she hasn't had a real acting role in years and, as a result of her "party hard, work never" lifestyle, she's completely broke. 

In fact, Lohan is so broke that she's reportedly asking London friends to allow her to live in their homes rent-free until she can get back on her feet.

"Lindsay's been telling everyone she wants to rent in London, but she's lacking the funds," says a source close to Lohan. "She's asking friends if they have flats here that she can use, but so far everyone is saying no."

But why?! Lindsay seems like the ideal roommate! Who wouldn't want to live with a broke, desperate party girl who constantly attracts paparazzi?!

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Rumors of Lindsay moving to London have been circulating for months.

We should've known the United States of America wouldn't be so lucky.

We're pretty sure most Americans would be okay with a small tax hike as long as the funds were used to ship Lindsay Lohan overseas. Let's get on that, Congress.

And look at all you'd be gaining, London! SO much entertainment value and occasional sexiness. We think this a win-win situation for everyone involved:

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She's not "completely broke" you morons, did you totally miss the story where she just won 150,000 dollars in a lawsuit aganist DNAM?

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@ darkrage6

She's broke as a joke

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I thought she found in oprah a best friend forever?

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@ baja

Lindsay had to split the $150,000 with her business partner and then had legal fees and then taxes she ended up with nothing.

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Born
Birthplace
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Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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