Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger: Coming to a Colon Near You!

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Fast food chicken nuggets? Please.

Those items are so yesterday's high-caloried food news.

The folks behind Chicken Charlie’s will introduce the Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger at the San Diego County Fair this summer, a monstrosity that includes TWO glazed donuts… TWO beef patties… TWO slices of cheese… and, let’s face it, ONE impending heart attack.

Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger

Chicken Charlie's will also introduce a Krispy Kreme Sloppy Joe this year and is the same restaurant responsible for past creations such as Totally Fried Oreos and the Waffle Dog.

The Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger will be sold at the San Diego County Fair from June 7 to July 16 and the Los Angeles County Fair from August 29 to September 28.

The question is not whether you will consume The Krispy Kreme Double Cheeseburger (please, God, say no), but how it compares to these other "delicacies."

Which looks best/worst?

Deep-Fried Twinkie Burger
Yes, this deep-fried Twinkie burger is actually offered at a restaurant. It may instantly kill its consumer.

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