Kim Kardashian has changed her name to Kim Kardashian West.
Her screen name, that is.
The reality star has added the last name of husband Kanye West to her Twitter account and her Instagram page, which, granted, is a mighty big move for this online maven.
But an insider confirms to Radar Online that Kim won't be making the biggest move of all: she'll legally remain Kim Kardashian forever... because her mother wouldn't have it any other way.
"There is no way Kris would ever give her blessing for the main cash cow of the Kardashian empire to not continue to use that name professionally,” a source says, adding that Jenner will “fight tooth and nail" if Kim resists this demand.
It makes sense, really.
The family probably still gets royalties off the Kim Kardashian sex tape and Kris doesn't want to confuse those who search for her naked, spread eagle daughter in the future.
This insider even jokes that Kris would try to convince Kanye to change his last name to Kardashian if she thought it were possible.
Just think of how that would help the TV/perfume/clothing/sex tape/diet pill/whatever-is-offered-to-them-for-the-right-price empire!
Kim and Kanye, of course, got married in Florence last Saturday. They then took off for a honeymoon in Ireland and no family members have really spoken publicly about the affair since.
Because this Kim Kardashian wedding report - which details the embarrassing chaos that was the entire ridiculous affair - has left them humiliated?
Or because they are saving all quotes for a well-paying tabloid exclusive?
We'll let you decide on the answer as you click through some Kimye wedding pictures: