Kenya Moore was beaten up by Porsha Williams during The Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show, and while that may be the worst thing to happen to Kenya that day, it wasn't the only time she was a victim.
According to reports taken by the police officers who were called following the Moore-Williams fight, Kenya and her friend Lawrence were robbed.
Not just of her dignity after her theatrics that night. They allegedly lost several thousand dollars worth of belongings including Kenya's luggage and laptop.
Nothing was taken from the dressing rooms of any of the other Housewives.
Naturally, there has been much speculation that the burglars were in some way connected to Porsha Williams, whose whomping of Kenya Moore will go down in Bravo infamy.
This, of course, is not the first or worst crime connected to RHOA today.
Earlier, Apollo Nida pleaded guilty to fraud charges for his role in a massive identity theft ring, and could face several years in federal prison as a result.
Kenya has not yet commented on the robbery, but we wouldn't be surprised if this latest misfortune has factored into her rumored decision to quit The Real Housewives of Atlanta to attend Harvard.
Yes, that is reportedly what she's seriously considering. We wish Kenya all the luck in the world in that educational endeavor, but we'd like to offer one piece of advice:
Keep an eye on your laptop! Some of those smart kids have sticky fingers.
[to Kenya Moore] What you need to know is that [your sperm donor] needed $10 to get him a medium-size pizza, so he ejaculated into a cup, so you could have a kid.Phaedra Parks
[to Kenya Moore] You best hope nothing happens to me, because you might not have a job. I'm your storyline. I sustain your career . . . I built you, so stop playing games.Apollo Nida
[to Andy Cohen and Kenya Moore] Do I need to pull down your pants and kiss your ass? Should I hold a gay function?NeNe Leakes