Who says you need to attend a Kanye West concert to hear a classic Kanye West rant?
You could just attend this rapper's wedding to Kim Kardashian instead.
According to Us Weekly sources on the scene in Florence Saturday, Kanye talked for 20 minutes soon after exchanging vows with the woman who got famous for banging Ray J on tape.
A day after telling Kardashian she was beautiful at the couple's rehearsal dinner, West reportedly turned his attention to fame and celebrity and... we're not really sure what else.
"They feel like it’s okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in an SNL spoof," Kanye said in front of about 200 guests, adding: "We don’t negotiate. We’re not like that. We’re not stupid."
That's true, we suppose.
According to reports, the couple will bank about $20 million from its wedding, from sponsorship to video and photo rights. Nothing stupid about that.
Kanye supposedly went on to brag about how “the Kardashians are an industry” and how Kim is both “the ideal celebrity” and “the ideal art.”
But he did at least throw in some actual words of romance on top of this unusual praise, making it clear to all in attendance that he's excited to spend "every single day of my life with Kim."
That's very sweet. Check out Kim Kardashian wedding photos, courtesy of the picture booth on the premises, now: