Essss not okay in the land of The Bachelor winners Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell. They are officially headed to Couples Therapy on VH1.
Which is nothing short of hilarious for so many different reasons.
The duo, who ended up together after Andi Dorfman and Clare Crawley dressed him down on the show, is somehow still together a few months later.
Even that beat the odds set by many people, but they've apparently hit a rough patch, or decided to desperately seek 15 more minutes of fame.
Enter VH1’s Couples Therapy, which airs its fifth season on September 10, and most recently featured Jon Gosselin and a SOLO Farrah Abraham.
Yeah. It's the bottom of the barrel, even by reality TV standards.
Other couples on board include Jenna Jameson and John Wood, not to mention Big Brother’s “Evil Dick” Donato and Stephanie Rogness-Fischer.
Jersey Shore alumna Deena Cortese and Chris Buckner, and Naughty by Nature’s Anthony “Treach” Criss and Cicely Evans will also be there.
It's a Couples Therapy cast that is nothing short of titanic.
“It’s true, they’re doing it," says a source of Nikki Ferrell and the Worst Bachelor Ever. "The reason it wasn’t put in the press release is due to Juan Pablo."
The former Bachelor star's deal with ABC, somehow, "is not up until August, so, contractually, it can't be mentioned until then," the source adds.
So much for the guy who is SO DONE with the spotlight.
Juan Pablo keeps seeking it out with reckless abandon; the duo was seen with Jim and Elizabeth Carroll from WeTV’s Marriage Boot Camp in March.
“They both want to be famous,” a show insider said of the duo's relationship. “That’s the one thing they have in common: They love the spotlight.”
A match made in reality TV heaven if ever there were one.
Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell: Will it last?
Should be some pretty humiliating stuff to come, we imagine.
As for the woman who spurned him before he told Nikki he likes her a lot? Check out The Bachelorette spoilers for the scoop on Andi's season!