Jessica Simpson, Tongue Pose with Eric Johnson, Win Gnarliest Celebrity Selfie of the Week

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When Jessica Simpson's tongue pops out like this, all we can think about is whether she's trying to be Miley Cyrus and whether Eric Johnson inhaled it.

Or whether the concept of the selfie has jumped the shark. HARD.

Seriously, if your friends did this on Instagram, you'd unfollow them.

Just saying. Granted, it's a little less disgusting (relatively speaking) to see Jessica Simpson's tongue with the father of her two children than it is with Miles.

With Cyrus, you just wonder where that thing has been.

And then you shudder, because of those possibilities.

In the case of Simpson, she captioned this image, "Big hands I know you're the one," an obvious reference to the Violent Femmes' "Blister in the Sun."

Which is, by all accounts, a song about getting one's self off. So make of that what you will and try not to gag too hard at the inside of Jess' orifice.

Other celebrity selfies, most of which are less gnarly, below:

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jess, I also love ladies who aren't TOO smart.

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May i suggest you go back and see what the writer of the song says.. He gave an interview on it. What was your comment of Kim and Kanye banging on the motorbike or maybe Beyonce song all pretty suggestive so if your not biased and can give the same snark to all then game on if not well you know..lol.. Pretty tame compared to what is out there dont you think.

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

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