Farrah Abraham turns 23 years old on this 31st day of May.
Happy birthday to our favorite porn star who claims she's not a porn star, even though she starred in a porn production - sorry, "leaked sex tape" last year.
In fact, she spent her last birthday promoting it at a sex convention in Florida. Imagine that. What's she up to this year? Pushing her erotic novel trilogy.
Its title? Celebrity Sex Tape. Seriously. Can't make this up.
Hey, if you're in New York, you can celebrate with her tonight at Pacha NYC. For just $25, you'll get to hang out with the Backdoor Teen Mom herself.
Sounds like Abraham wants you to be there, too. Hardcore.
"Hello good looking!" Farrah Keeked this week, to whom we're not sure (we'll go with you). "So, there is a sexy week coming up in New York City."
"I can say that because every party has the word 'sexy' in it!"
"So, of course, you know my sexy 23rd birthday bash with some awesome celebrities from all your favorite networks - Bravo, E!, VH1, MTV."
"They're all gonna be there supporting my birthday!"
Don't everybody line up at once now. Breathe.
In all seriousness, have fun, girl. Despite how many times we've seen Farrah Abraham crying over the years, here's hoping there will be no tears tonight ...