Farrah Abraham Talks "Life Changes," Tries to Figure Out Memorial Day

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Farrah Abraham should probably stick to making the sort of video where she gets naked.

Even though Farrah's porn career has made her rich, she still insists on filming herself talking, which is clearly not her strong suit:

If you don't have time to watch the mind-boggling clip (though we really suggest you do), Farrah discusses the "life changes" she's endured recently, but offers no explanation as to what she means.

Then she starts discussing the upcoming holiday weekend and the real fun starts:

"There's a lot to be thankful for in May," Farrah says, seemingly getting her holidays confused.

She then goes on to tell us that she'll be remembering her late boyfriend Derek Underwood, her ex-boyfriend and the father of her daughter, this Memorial Day.

Which is nice, but since he didn't die in a foreign war (he was killed in a car crash when she was pregnant) that still really doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day. 

The capper comes at the end of the clip, when Farrah instructs her audience on how we should celebrate the holiday: 

"Don't forget all the other memories to remember in Memorial Day month," Farrah says in a quote likely to cause your brains to leak out of your ears.

Like we said, Farrah should probably just stick with what she's best at:

  1. Making celebrity sex tapes 
  2. Writing books about celebrity sex tapes

Seems like it's been a tried and true formula for her so far.


Farrah Abraham Quotes

I felt some pain, but I was a sex warrior and I moaned louder to get Jimmy more aroused. I knew I shouldn't have been tricking myself into not feeling pain, what with my period and incisions.

I was more than ready for a shower. I didn't do a bukkake scene, but it felt like it. My body was swimming with Jimmy semen.