Farrah Abraham Talks "Life Changes," Tries to Figure Out Memorial Day

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Farrah Abraham should probably stick to making the sort of video where she gets naked.

Even though Farrah's porn career has made her rich, she still insists on filming herself talking, which is clearly not her strong suit:

If you don't have time to watch the mind-boggling clip (though we really suggest you do), Farrah discusses the "life changes" she's endured recently, but offers no explanation as to what she means.

Then she starts discussing the upcoming holiday weekend and the real fun starts:

"There's a lot to be thankful for in May," Farrah says, seemingly getting her holidays confused.

She then goes on to tell us that she'll be remembering her late boyfriend Derek Underwood, her ex-boyfriend and the father of her daughter, this Memorial Day.

Which is nice, but since he didn't die in a foreign war (he was killed in a car crash when she was pregnant) that still really doesn't have anything to do with Memorial Day. 

The capper comes at the end of the clip, when Farrah instructs her audience on how we should celebrate the holiday: 

"Don't forget all the other memories to remember in Memorial Day month," Farrah says in a quote likely to cause your brains to leak out of your ears.

Like we said, Farrah should probably just stick with what she's best at:

  1. Making celebrity sex tapes 
  2. Writing books about celebrity sex tapes

Seems like it's been a tried and true formula for her so far.

Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making Cover
Farrah Abraham on the cover of her new book, Celebrity Sex Tape: In The Making.

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Let me get this right, This Asshole Farrah believes that Memorial Day is about memoring things in Ur life literally. What kind of Dam school did Farrah attend. Farrah is a Disgrace to women every where who value Education and American History. Farrah should be institutionalized

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Your daughter will be proud of you, lsrmad a bitch. Im so glad my grandchildren have normal mothers who arnt fame.whore sluts..

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Tyler Johnson your an asshole....Farrah does much more and has been successful with many many projects from her books to even her music... As for being confused with Sophia's father being lost to a car accident and the up coming holiday you should understand the only confusion is in your mind. I'm a disabled Vet and I know where she is coming from.... And since you don't know she is also dealing with a family member that is soon to pass due to illness .... Stop being a "hater" she is only 22 years old.

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@ The one

I am assuming this is Farrah's father...Mr. Abraham, I am a mental health care provider who has watched many of Farrah's interviews & read many of her writings. I highly suspect she is autistic and/or slightly retarded. I urge you to have her evaluated by a mental health specialist for the sake of her daughter. These conditions tend to be passed down from parent to child & after observing videos of Sophia, I feel she may be affected as well. Sophia seems to function on a much lower level than other children her age & might benefit greatly from early intervention help. With the proper diagnosis, both Farrah & Sophia could qualify for programs in your area free of charge. Best wishes on a bright future for both of them!

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@ The one

R u om crack or just a hooker too

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THIS MUST BE A JEW ARAB MOB PRINCESS ... GETTING THE HEAVY PROMO FOR GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT REASON ...

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@ (((@)))++JOY

No Joy she is an American Christian that has real faith

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Word salad. Because untreated STDs cause brain damage.

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@ Jill

Jill is your comment based on you own experince with STD's or were you born with that brain damage "hate"

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@ The one

Hey Michael, how's it going? Still trolling around trying to defend your daughter, I see. You're fighting a losing battle, man. Farrah's a narcissistic sociopath who has made a complete joke of herself. Just try to keep her from speaking....that will save you lots of trouble.

Ammythomas

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.