Farrah Abraham is back, ladies and gentlemen, and her global takeover campaign continues this month with her very own line of sex toys! Feel the excitement!
No, seriously. A press release for Farrah’s “Branded Pleasure Products” reveals a very specific line of items designed to help you feel so very excited ...
... if you know what we mean!
There is a “grip on” item, a “full on” item, and a "backdoor entry" product custom-tailored to the star's "specifications" as seen in Farrah Abraham: Backdoor & More.
Photos exist of her sitting for a molding session (see #4 below), so this is the real deal. A really big deal for her daughter at some point, one imagines.
Then again, she's already gone on record about being excited that Sophia will read her erotic novels, so clearly she's thought this through and does not care.
In any case, it looks like Farrah’s sex toys will be marketed heavily on social media, especially now that she has created a Twitter handle for the line.
“My sex toys have their own @twitter account @FarrahsSexyToys show some Tweet love,” Farrah Abraham revealed on Twitter on May 1, to great public joy.
The Twitter account is relatively new, but is filled with racy pictures of the television personality, along with promotional flyers for Farrah’s many appearances.
Ever the entrepreneur, even if it means feigning ignorance about a "sex tape" leak, having your junk made into a sex toy or dressing up as a giant vagina: