Dean McDermott to Tori Spelling: If You Had Just Put Out Before My Trip ...

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Either Dean McDermott is a real piece of work, or he and Tori are both doing an incredible job coming up with the level of detail in the fabrication that is True Tori.

If this sneak preview clip from tonight's episode is even half true?

Dean may be the biggest jackass imaginable, trying to justify his affair with Emily Goodhand last winter by playing the sexual compulsive martyr card.

That's right, he's blaming his cheating on Tori Spelling on Tori Spelling, for not letting him get in her pants within 12 hours of his business trip, as he prefers.

Sounds like some "honest" line Juan Pablo Galavis would say.

Essss okay, Dean, because you've now pleaded your sex-starved case to the Lifetime cameras (and quote-unquote therapist) ad nauseam. Poor fella.

Not only is his wife not fantastic at sex, it's totes infrequent!

Almost makes you feel bad for Tori Spelling. Almost. Okay, not really, because she clearly has lost any self-respect or integrity by doing this program.

She probably should've just bailed on Dean altogether, too, as he seems thoroughly devoid of redeeming qualities, but why let a good crisis go to waste?

These people ...

Tori and Dean Are Broke!
Tori and Dean are so broke, he can't even afford a vasectomy supposedly. Guess that's why they keep having kids.

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He's a real piece of work. He has made this about poor Dean, not his bad behavior. Ask a hard question he flips out. They should have sectioned him acting like that. Hes disgusting, what kind of trolls hooked up with him, anyways? If I had any respect for him, its gone now.

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"Not only is his wife not fantastic at sex, it's totes infrequent!" That line made me laugh out loud! :D

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Tori should be concerned about her and the kids safety cuz the producers of the show kept asking the Dr. was Dean stable cuz he tried to commit suicide. Tori seems afraid of Dean. Tori should not have let him come back so soon and made him take time to work on himself

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He's a scum bag!! Get rid of him. Once a cheater always a cheater!! And the reason for doing the cheating is something an immature child would say.

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I thought from the beginning it was another story for a reality show. they are short of cash to support their lifestyle!!!!!!!