Don't let the recent run of photos fool you, people.
Yes, Solange and Beyonce are smiling in New Orleans in a picture recently posted to Instagram; and, granted, these sisters and Jay Z have supposedly buried the hatchet.
The Knowles siblings and Bey's husband released a statement that says all is good between the family members after this month's infamous elevator fight.
But insiders tell Life & Style the couple is simply putting on a phone fake smile for the smile: they are actually headed for divorce. A BIG divorce!
"It's been really rocky for them," a source supposedly tells the tabloid. "There is trouble in paradise. Divorce is inevitable - and Beyonce's only option."
On the night of May 5, Jay Z and Solange got into a verbal confrontation inside an elevator of The Standard Hotel that quickly escalated in nature:
Surveillance video captured Solange punching, kicking Jay Z and hitting her brother-in-law in the face with her purse in a beef that went globally viral.
Let's go to the instant replay, one last time!
Aside from their one well-orchestrated public statement, the family has remained mostly mum on the incident. What caused it? We will likely never know.
But with a joint fortune estimated at over $900 million, along two-year-old daughter Blue Ivy at home, this could be one of the costliest and messiest celebrity divorce EVER.
If it somehow actually takes place, that is. Which there is no evidence to suggest, beyond a fight that no one knows the origin of and didn't involve Bey directly.
We aren't holding our breath.