Valeria Lukyanova is loving the selfie trend. As well as the no makeup trend.
Oh, and the revealing, tiny bikini trend. Everyone's in on that nowadays, too.
The part where she tries to become a Human Barbie doll is all her, though.
Having already shown us Valeria Lukyanova without makeup this week, she's upped the ante here with a (mostly) bare-faced bikini selfie flaunting her insane body.
The 28-year-old with the impossibly tiny waist, ridiculously enhanced breasts and almost comically emotionless expression checks all the boxes here.
There's no doubt that Human Barbie, who makes use of contact lenses, massive stage makeup and hair extensions, looks a bit less plastic au naturale.
It's those very factors that leave Human Ken (Justin Jedlica) unimpressed by Valeria's committed efforts to look like a toy. Only he is truly plastic.
"I don't really get her. I don't get why people think she's so interesting," said Jedlica, who has had MANY surgeries, to GQ, calling her "an illusionist."
"She knows how to do her makeup like stage makeup and give herself different features," Justin elaborated in a recent interview with The Daily Beast.
"The same techniques are used in theater all the time and with drag queens. I'm not saying she's a drag queen, but it's completely different from me."
Don't expect the seemingly perfect pairing of Human Ken and Human Barbie to get together and bump crotchless nether-regions, in other words.
How awesome and seemingly inevitable is that idea? Too bad. Then again, she strives to subsist on air and light alone, while he butchers himself.
Safe to say there are more screws loose between these two loons than we care to think about ... but no one can say they don't keep things interesting.
Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova: Would you hit it?