Tila Tequila: PREGNANT, Allegedly (Apocalypse Nigh if So)!

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Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it's true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, 'cause that may be next.

The controversial reality star told her followers:

“Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way."

“Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!”

Yayy.

"May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!" she added, one day after teasing us with the following:

"Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living!"

"I have more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years!

"I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That's a promise! hehe  - Miss Tila because I missed you!"

Who's the man who put a baby inside Tila Tequila? Is there actually a baby inside Tila Tequila? No one can answer either question with certainty now.

Why would any part of us question whether this is legitimate? Because her penchant for lies and PR stunts makes Farrah Abraham look honest.

She's also certifiable. Just a few short months ago, this is a woman who was ranting about being Adolf Hitler reborn ... and claiming Paul Walker was murdered.

On the flip side, she's supposedly sober now and having gone off the grid for a few months, maybe Tila Tequila has finally turned over a new leaf.

What better way to celebrate than a baby by an unnamed gentleman (just go with it, we need to try to end this story on a positive note somehow) ... right?

Congratulations, maybe!!!!

Tila Tequila on Her Back
Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape.

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Maybe it's a cheap "punked" promo for the new Rosemary's Baby...or maybe, just another Tila T "Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee" moment

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Huh??? If Tila Tequila is actually pregnant, I feel sorry for the unborn kid already..........

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@ jaybird369

I feel sorry for you're mother her having such an asshole for a son . How can you say such evil things like that . Tila has got her act together now so don't speak like that about her kid .

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so refuse to shit!!
................she too?

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Correct me if I am wrong but hasn't Tila said she was pregnant like at least 6 times before? And posted shopped pix of her bloated gut? Yes she has.... On Twitter 2010... ah Tila, nice to see you will never change.....

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Correct me if I am wrong but hasn't Tila said she was pregnant like at least 6 times before? And posted shopped pix of her bloated gut? Yes she has.... On Twitter 2010... ah Tila, nice to see you will never change.....

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@ mskkitteh

She could be telling the truth this time .