Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?!?!?!?!?!?

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This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today.

With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED.

For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the "ultimate consequence: pregnancy!"

Miley Cyrus: Pregnant and Scared?

And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands.

"I don’t think she would even know who the father is, since she has been so promiscuous," the anonymous insider says, adding ominously:

"[Miley] likes to have unprotected sex."

We also know she loves to smoke pot. The combination of these two acts could totally produce a baby.

This totally real pal is "sure" Cyrus "forgets to take her birth control pills" sometimes, according to the cover story, probably because she's too busy Twerking.

We'll keep our eyes on Miley's stomach over the next few weeks and we'll take this hilarious story out of the following gallery if we somehow see it growing, baby bump style:

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]