This is so not what Miley Cyrus needs today.
With the artist mourning her dead dog Floyd, Life & Style has come out with a new cover story that claims Miley is PREGNANT & SCARED.
For real, the tabloid alleges that after months of “one-night stands and out-of-control antics,” the singer could be facing the "ultimate consequence: pregnancy!"
And is this ultimate consequence ever became a reality, a so-called friend says Cyrus would have quite the dilemma on her hands.
"I don’t think she would even know who the father is, since she has been so promiscuous," the anonymous insider says, adding ominously:
"[Miley] likes to have unprotected sex."
We also know she loves to smoke pot. The combination of these two acts could totally produce a baby.
This totally real pal is "sure" Cyrus "forgets to take her birth control pills" sometimes, according to the cover story, probably because she's too busy Twerking.
We'll keep our eyes on Miley's stomach over the next few weeks and we'll take this hilarious story out of the following gallery if we somehow see it growing, baby bump style: