Are Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick eloping? We somehow doubt it.
But that doesn't mean the couple isn't doing very well these days.
The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star posted a throwback photo on Instagram last night, disgusting the world by depicting herself straddling Disick in a bikini and writing as a caption to the picture:
"Found this oldie on my computer. Crazy in [love."
Kardashian and Disick have two kids together, but have resisted all pressure to actually tie the knot.
Because Kourtney thinks Scott is a total douchebag? That's been the working theory for a very long time.
But the photo above suggests otherwise.
This couple didn't go on vacation to Thailand with the rest of Kourtney's family last week, but now we may know why: they were too busy having sex with each other at home.
Sorry. That's gross.