We know when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married: May 24, 2014.
Now, thanks to an anonymous E! News source, we also know when Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are getting married: A Quarter to Never!
It's not happening," an insider says of claims that Kourtney and Scott are tying the knot. "They're very happy as is. It's a story the tabloids revisit constantly but there's no truth to it and never has been."
Oh, and case you were wondering: "Kourtney is also not pregnant."
In early March, chatter grew strong that Kardashian and Disick were eloping in Mexico, as Life & Style alleged that Kim was angry over her sister stealing her "wedding thunder."
But now it sounds as if Kim has nothing to worry about.
Kourtney, meanwhile, may not be headed down south to exchange vows, but she is off to New York.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians producer will debut Kourtney & Khloé Take the Hamptons on E! this fall, a
ridiculous series that centers on the two siblings (and Disick) relocating their Dash New York to this ritzy beach-front region.
Disick, of course, is a native of Long Island. We will not be watching.