Kim Kardashian Splits from Kanye West, Vows to Raise Nori Alone

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It is all over for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.

In shocking news coming just days after the couple landed its first-ever Vogue spread, Kim has released a statement on Facebook saying she and 'Ye will always be friends, but...

"We're just too different," according to the reality star.

"I live and breathe for the paparazzi and Kanye has trouble walking by a cameraman without punching him in the face."

She does make a point there.

With the Kimye wedding previously set for May 24 in Paris, Kim added that she's afraid of getting divorced for a third time and would rather cut the cord now.

Just the idea of going through those legal machinations again?

"I just can't," Kim wrote.

"It was embarrassing enough after I got married [to Kris Humphries] on national television and then ended that relationship after 72 days. What if I'm just not the marrying type?"

Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle
Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She's topless!

With West so often on the road, Kim says she's scared to be a single mom, but she will rely on her siblings and her well-paid assistants to help raise little Nori.

"It's better to end things now with Kanye instead of waiting until Nori has real memories of her father," Kim added. "I went back and listed to Yeezus and... wow."

"Who would want one's child to associate her dad with some of those lyrics?!?"

More good questions she raises. No word yet from Kanye in response to this unexpected breakup, or from any other members of Kim's family.

And for good reason, too: We made it up! APRIL FOOL'S, everyone!!!!!

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Oscar aleman

too bad its not real. I wish they would put an end to Gorilla and the beast headlines. The uni-brow baby is kinda cute.. no not really.

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April fool bitch

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Who gives a fuck.....

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Wow..I guess Kim thought anyone in this world would care. HOW STUPID AND SELF CENTERED.Can't wait to hear what Kim says when they get divorced.

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Until we got to the punch line, everything made good sense...LOL.

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It's an April fools jokes folks nothing to see here just a desperate attempt at relevancy.

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OMFG U LIL SHIT!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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no kim, I will be there.............

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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