We've all been there. We've poured our blood, sweat, and tears into an assignment, handed it in, and received it back from the teacher with nary a comment about all of our hard work. A simple grade scribbled in the corner with absolutely zero pomp and circumstance.
The little trumpet sounds in our head: WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH.
It's like...it's like THEY DIDN'T EVEN READ IT!
One enterprising young man decided to put that theory to the test. Literally.
During the essay portion of a test about Shakespeare, the young man rambled on nearly incoherently for an entire paragraph about Sprite and words that rhyme with "time."
He got an A-. It might be time for this professor to call it a day.
At least this kid was smart about his answers and performed his little experiment on purpose. That's more than we can say for these silly homework answers.