Ukrainian model Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is as quotable as she is ridiculous looking. The 28-year-old certainly has a lot of insight to share.
Whether you love her, hate her, are repulsed by her, want to do her or are just straight up confused by her existence, HB is always good for a pull quote.
Over the course of various interviews, Valeria Lukyanova has made comments arguably as appalling and strange as her extreme physical transformation.
Which, if you've seen any photos of her, you know is not a small feat.
From the "unnecessary" act of procreation to her bonds with alien life to her desire to subsist on light, the large-breasted, wide-eyed wonder is a character.
Here are 15 of the most bizarrely memorable Human Barbie quotes: