Divorce rumors have plagued Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert since the day the country power couple got hitched. The most recent round of speculation comes courtesy of Life & Style who reported this week that it's all over for Blake and Miranda.
Shelton and Lambert are as renowned for their cool wit as for their music, so the couple took to Twitter to address this rumor in their usual sarcastic fashion:
"Sh*t! I hope I get all the liquor in the divorce," wrote Shelton, continuing his long tradition of boozy tweets (Highlight: "I'm so drunk I just tried to change the channel on my fish tank").
Joining in on the act, Miranda tweeted "AND the imaginary baby?!" referring to reports (also from Life & Style) that Shelton and Lambert are expecting.
The latest round of rumors are so widely agreed to be BS that dozens of fans began joking with the couple:
"Don't you guys separate every 6 months and have a baby every three months?" asked one follower.
"Yes it's exhausting!" Lambert replied.
Reports of Blake's cheating and problematic drinking for both parties are as old as the couple's two-year marriage, but Shelton and Lambert's sense of humor when discussing such matters has only made them more endearing to fans.
Someone get these two a Hee Haw-style variety show!