If you missed the Oscars Sunday, or simply enjoy animated GIF files, we're here to sum up a mostly boring, insanely long telecast in a short, entertaining slideshow!
Seriously. We need to mandate that Jennifer Lawrence be on screen more.
You know the three-hour-plus event is packed with filler when the master of ceremonies makes an entire bit out of ordering pizza for star-studded audience.
Kudos to Ellen for that, and for handling her hosting duties so well overall.
Relive those and other highlights from the 2014 Academy Awards below: