Man Sends Penis Photo With Resume on Job Application, Charged with Misdemeanor

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You won't believe this, but a Dallas man who sent a resume, job application, and photograph of his penis to a Texas company did not get the position.

He is, however, in a precarious legal position as a result. He faces a misdemeanor charge for his trouble, as the recipients were apparently unamused.

Pants Selfie

The man was hilariously applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to, of all things, preparing clients for the workplace.

When a 25-year-old employee of the organization received the guy's application and unique letter of recommendation (so to speak), she promptly called police.

They tracked his application, which had been sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for "obscene display or distribution," a class C misdemeanor.

A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department confirmed this actually happened, and said that as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed.

"I think I know why he can't find a job," he reportedly told the Dallas Observer.

Yeah. On a related note, we know why these people are unemployed, too ...

@CarlyCrunkBear
Carly "@CarlyCrunkBear" McKinney, whose handle says it all really, was a 10th grade math teacher who often posted images like this on Twitter. Her employers were not happy and placed her on administrative leave. Her students thought she was pretty awesome, and protested to get her back. To no avail. She was fired in the end.

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just prove it was HIS penis!!