You won't believe this, but a Dallas man who sent a resume, job application, and photograph of his penis to a Texas company did not get the position.
He is, however, in a precarious legal position as a result. He faces a misdemeanor charge for his trouble, as the recipients were apparently unamused.
The man was hilariously applying for a position at Texas Workforce Solutions, a company devoted to, of all things, preparing clients for the workplace.
When a 25-year-old employee of the organization received the guy's application and unique letter of recommendation (so to speak), she promptly called police.
They tracked his application, which had been sent from a personal email and issued the man a ticket for "obscene display or distribution," a class C misdemeanor.
A spokesperson for the Dallas Police Department confirmed this actually happened, and said that as far as he can tell, the man is still unemployed.
"I think I know why he can't find a job," he reportedly told the Dallas Observer.
Yeah. On a related note, we know why these people are unemployed, too ...