Lindsay Lohan's OWN network series (the creatively-titled "Lindsay") has been mostly a carefully orchestrated BS-fest, but on occasion, the actress/professional trainwreck lets her guard down.
On last night's episode, for example, Lindsay admitted she's basically teetering on the brink of a relapse at all times.
"I do love the nightlife and hearing loud music and laughing and having fun," Lohan told the cameras. "I'm sober, but it's been very close. It came very close and it's scary."
Yes, Linds still goes out partying at the same Hollywood hot spots where she got into trouble in the first place. But don't worry, this time she has a sober coach in tow.
Or at least she did...
Last night's episode also included the revelation that Michael Cormier (the guy who slaps the Long Island iced teas out of Lindsay's trembling hands) will be moving on to a different waste case in need.
Of course, some sources say Lindsay fired her sober coach in order to continue partying, but there's two sides to every story.
Of course in this case, one side is eternally hammered and surrounded by yes men.
Cormier says he wants to avoid "becoming a crutch" for Lindsay, adding, "She has everything available for her to do what needs to be done. I just want her to pick up the tools and use them."
Now remember, Lindsay, when he says "tools," he's not talking about a shaker and martini glass.