Kate Gosselin turns 39 years old today, meaning she defied her ex-husband Jon's wishes and refused to just f--king die already, at least for another year.
Each time you think you've heard the last of attention-starved Kate, back she comes with a vengeance. She's like an immortal vampire of a reality TV star.
In fact, she will soon be seen on two different ventures, having joined the new Celebrity Apprentice cast and signed her brood up for a TLC "catch-up" special.
Anyway, it's her birthday. So wish her a happy one if you want. Or scroll through this gallery and see where you think she ranks among the worst celeb moms: