A sex tape featuring TV legend Johnny Carson doing weird, wild stuff with his wife reportedly exists and is being shopped to private collectors. Seriously.
Decades before the Kim Kardashian sex tape put celebrity sex tapes on the map, The Tonight Show host got his freak on with his bride on video, apparently.
According to TMZ, which first reported the video, Johnny Carson was endowed with more than just a big sense of humor, if you know what we mean!
Please tell us you know what we mean.
It’s unclear which of Carson’s four wives is in the video, which was filmed in the 1970s, though he married Joanna Holland, his third wife, back in 1972.
The video starts with five minutes of Carson and his wife, with a bouffant hairdo, lounging in the nude by a pool before they make their way to the bedroom.
Then it's 20 minutes of ... wow.
It's not clear how this sex tape got out, but someone tried to sell it to the Carson estate in Septemberl the estate reportedly balked at buying the footage.
Instead, the estate threatened to sue if it ever saw the light of day. For legal reasons the tape can only be sold to a private collector and not a porn company.
Sorry, Steve Hirsch. The Farrah Abraham sex tape will have to do.
Carson, who retired from show business for good in 1992 when he was 66, was notoriously private about his personal life and was rarely seen in public.
Yet the tell-all book Johnny Carson, written by the TV legend's longtime lawyer Henry Bushkin, revealed that the host’s life was full of R-rated antics.
He passed away in 2005 at the age of 79.
In 1970, for example, Carson’s skirt-chasing tendencies resulted in him getting beat up by mob henchmen and a contract on his life ... for real.
Around then, Carson cried when he learned his second wife, Joanne Copeland, cheated on him with former Monday Night Football announcer Frank Gifford.
But Carson got over it quickly the very same night after drowning his sorrows in booze, leaving a bar with a woman “nearly as famous as Johnny was.”
Heeeeeeere's Johnny ... in the sack!