Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 11 Recap: June Shannon May Be Pregnant (Shudder)

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To close out Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Thursday night, this past-its-prime TLC series posed the frightening possibility that June might be expecting again.

Where is Aunt Flowey, June wondered. That's her nickname for her period.

That's also the sound of vomit flowing from our stomachs into our mouths.

Before we found out if she's expecting, however, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Season 3 Episode 11 got underway with June lamenting her "crazy mood swings."

She also admitted, "I don't need another kid." Uhhh, no kidding, June.

She then gave Honey B.B. Alana a lecture about how one's period is like "pinatas in your belly filled with candy" and how blood comes out of the "froot loop."

A demonstration of maxi pads and absorption followed. Incredibly, this is one of the least gross things you'll see if you watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo online.

Does anyone actually watch it anymore? Should we even do recaps?

It's a legitimate question. Half of the time we forget these people are still on the air, and the other half of the time we sort of wish they weren't. Anyway:

Anna also went on to explain to her sister that she wanted to leave home to be independent and work as a cook or a cashier or something. It's unclear.

At the amusement park, Pumpkin got the nickname "Chunkin" from her mom as a result of getting sick - get it?! - before she could even get on the rides.

Alana got "farts in a can" from June and a large stuffed zebra from the park. Soon enough, it was time to return home for the big reveal ... drum roll:

The test is negative. June is not pregnant. Apocalypse averted.

Seriously though Sugar Bear. Double bag it from now on, B.

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